Family Guy Merchandise featuring Family Guy collectible Talking Pens with the voices of Stewie, Peter, Quagmire and Brian



A degenerate am I? Well, you are a fasteezio. See...I can make up words, too, sister!"	Hehehehehehe!	Everything I say is a lie, Except that. And that. And that.
Hey waiter, that sign in the bathroom about washing your hands - that's only for the staff, right?	Isn't bribe just another word for love?	Don't worry, I've got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about


No, no, actually it's Stewie, but, well, you can call me "cookie" if you'd like.	Oh, you're so observant aren't you! Are you a detective?	Mother, I come bearing a gift, I'll give you a hint...it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster.
So Brocolli, mother says you're very good for me, well, I'm afraid I'm no good for you!	You will bow to me!	I'd simply build a machine that could move time, I could call it...a time machine


Don't make me beg.	You know, if dogs aren't supposed to eat dental floss out of the garbage, why did they make it mint flavored?	Do you even listen to yourself when you talk?
Me and the little shred of dignity I have left will be waiting in the car	Sorry to be tardy to the party	Why don't you shut up for about a week


Hey, you must be a parking ticket 'cause you got "fine" written all over you.	I'm in! Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo!	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
Dear diary, jackpot.	Huh, huh...alright.	Lose the zero get with a hero